A Conflicting Conversation between Robert and Eric<\/p>\n
Robert: Whose vehicle do you think runs faster, mine or yours?<\/p>\n
Erick: I cannot tell, we have never gone for any speed test.<\/p>\n
Robert: Well, okay, what is the maker of your car?<\/p>\n
Eric: My car is a 1988 Honda Accord.<\/p>\n
Robert: That car is a very big; it is just a piece of shit!<\/p>\n
Eric: That is the only type I could afford.<\/p>\n
Robert: (laughing out loudly) so u agree that it is a piece of shit.<\/p>\n
Eric: Well, even if it is a piece of shit, it works so I have no problem with it.<\/p>\n
Robert: What do you mean works? How can you say that a piece of shit works? That is hilarious!!!<\/p>\n
Eric: I don\u2019t even understand what u means.<\/p>\n
[Long pause.]<\/p>\n
Robert: Do you know the <\/p>\n
Eric: Do you know the type of car I drive?<\/p>\n
Robert: (Smiling mockingly) A baby Ford, the old and outdated 1999 Ford Mustang<\/p>\n
Eric: But it is still a good car yah? Or what do you think?<\/p>\n
Robert: You are absolutely right; t is a very good car.<\/p>\n
Eric: I see.<\/p>\n
Robert: Does your car run fast?<\/p>\n
Eric: Fine, it goes fast but I also make it go. It goes around forty miles per hour,<\/p>\n
Robert: (Laughing out loudly) Fuck your car!!! Mine goes 140 miles per hour. My baby vehicle goes for 140! 140! It runs faster.<\/p>\n
Eric: You are right, your baby car is the fastest, I agree with you. <\/p>\n
[Long pause.]<\/p>\n
Robert: Am planning of getting some nitrous<\/p>\n
Eric: What did you just say? Some what?<\/p>\n
Robert: If I want it to. That will make my car go even faster. Let us say like forty miles per hour.<\/p>\n
Eric: Do you go to many places when you drive at 180 miles per hour?<\/p>\n
[Long pause.]<\/p>\n
Robert: Who amongst us is the tallest? You or me?<\/p>\n
Eric: I can\u2019t tell<\/p>\n
Robert: Well, I bet am the tallest.<\/p>\n
Eric: You\u2019re probably right.<\/p>\n
Robert: Do you know how tall I am?<\/p>\n
Eric: [Sighing] I am not sure, five eleven or five ten?<\/p>\n
Robert: I am six one, baby is six one<\/p>\n
Eric: I see<\/p>\n
Robert: How about you, how tall are you?<\/p>\n
Eric: I think am five nine or so<\/p>\n
Robert: That is the same thing I was thinking.<\/p>\n
Eric: Do you want to tell me that you thought I was five nine?<\/p>\n
Robert: I don\u2019t know but what I am sure of is that I am taller than you by three inches<\/p>\n
Eric: Okay, I see<\/p>\n
Robert: What do you see? That\u2019s the truth<\/p>\n
Eric: We cannot tell who is taller unless we try finding out<\/p>\n
Robert: Come and stand next to me so that we can know who shoulder is is highest<\/p>\n
Eric: You amuse me, how will that help?<\/p>\n
Robert: I just want us to know the truth<\/p>\n
Eric: Fine, let us try (moving towards Robert)<\/p>\n
Robert: Come closer, our shoulder must be in the same level so that we get the results easily<\/p>\n
Eric: Ok, there we go<\/p>\n
(Silence)<\/p>\n
Eric: You see? Am the tallest<\/p>\n
Robert: I agree with you, you are the tallest. So, what are you up to this evening? Where are you going to after this?<\/p>\n
Eric: I have no plans; I just want to go home right now<\/p>\n
Robert: Okay, I am also going home after this. I t was very nice being with you, I enjoyed your company.<\/p>\n
Eric: I too enjoyed your company. Bye, it is time, I should now go.<\/p>\n
(Hugging each other)<\/p>\n
Robert: Bye<\/p>\n
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